The Grammys Featured Lots of Skin in Deference to CBS Memo

Skimpy dresses at the Grammys. Too much?

Many female celebrities obviously did not get the memo this week warning the attendees of the 2013 Grammy Awards of showing too much skin. Hoping to avoid a wardrobe malfunction re-creation or an intentionally attention- getting skimpy costume, the Grammy powers that be (CBS) issued a warning telling award goers in explicit detail how to dress with more taste than they should be given credit for. The idea of dressing sexy and shaking booty to attract men and attention is as old as the hills and knowing the kind of publicity JLo got with her green open to the waist dress years ago and the excitement Janet Jackson caused when she accidentally slipped out of her costume on the Super Bowl show years ago, no female celebrity in their right mind (except Adele) is going to miss the opportunity to show skin on the red carpet and get talked about all over the country. It's too bad but it's free publicity at its finest and aside from wearing a white swan wrapped around you, wearing an outlandish outfit at an awards show is going to get you points that translate into album sales, movie sales, auditions, attention. Just ask Kelly Rowland who is obviously aiming to make a comeback after her Super Bowl performance with Beyonce, reuniting Destiny's Child. Last night she wore what looked like a hugging black cutout snowflake, barely covering her body. She obviously missed the memo.
How about J Lo who will not be ignored (think Glenn Close in that movie about the stalker) and took to wearing a black satin bed sheet covering one diagonal part of her body. I personally love that she's not afraid to show her hefty legs but I almost laughed out loud to see her pose, which you gotta know was practiced in a mirror all day. Kimbra looked like a fairy in her dress which showed a lot of pale thin skin but strangely didn't seem sexy even though it was see through. Maybe it was Gotye on her arm or her strange hairdo with too short bangs. Rhianna, on the other hand, wore a tangerine piece of see through cloth that showed everything but what a pair of low rise jeans would hide. Going completely topless to award shows is on the horizon, I'm sorry to say.Florence (of the Machine) rocked a kelly green gown with what would be considered a sexy slit for England but had nothing on JLo. Katy Perry gathered herself together in a peek-a-boo mint green cutaway gown that featured her high forehead. :) Between she and Rhianna, I have to wonder if high foreheads aren't going to be the thing this year. Even Taylor Swift, who dates high schoolers showed more skin than she ever has in a toga that hid her frontage in two swathed columns of ecru fabric. And Alicia Keyes who never enters into fashion show contests showed more skin than past years in a cutaway catwoman- like leather belt type bodice in her dress.

After her display of leg and skin in the SuperBowl show, Beyonce looked like she was attending a PTA meeting tonight and I have to say that I liked it. Faith Hill rocked her invisaline braces in a gorgeous gown tastefully discreet and Carrie Underwood took the same high road.

Back to Adele who clearly does not need to show her curves for respect and publicity in any country. That woman's voice commands the highest of respect. However, last night she wore the same dress her mother donned in 1950 to a church bake sale. Adele looked very Mrs. Doubtfire in shoes to match her frock and eyelashes about 2 pounds each.
 Strangely enough one of the nicest dresses of the evening was Kathy Griffin. 'Nuff said.
Question: Why do men not get the point of showing some skin? Why do they think that dressing up is putting on more clothes than usual? What year will men show up in a cutaway, peek-a-boo suit showing off some muscles. Just sayin.
I only watched parts of the awards but I saw enough to know that I have an opinion about the skin shown in deference to the 'memo'. Next year the organizers should either save the paper or electricity in sending the memo or ask that stars show up in as little as possible to boost ratings and then sit back to watch if it's the year that topless shows it's face at the Grammys or if women decide to cover up and leave something to the imagination.

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Just sayin'

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Bob McCoy February 17, 2013 at 12:46 AM
'Deference' is the wrong word, if the memo asked for modesty. 'Defiance' is the appropriate word.


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